Now that we got that outta the way…
- My IQ is soaring above average (thank u for rising that eyebrow... Dont hate appreciate! (my wowo readers it means intelligence quotient/measure of smattness. :p).
- I'm street savvy (Area! Warri-boy don go school and enta class naaaaaa).
- Self-proclaimed romantic of the century (ehemmm… say my name!).
- A poet… (no worry.... I go post)
- A faithful believer (ehen… u no believe? Who u sef?!).
- Anddddddddd a NIGGA! (african at that, Nigerian to be precise! No be small thing)
Oh, take, take, take it all but you never give >>> how?! I go give u no givorocate, sorry, reciprocrate?! How!? This pseudo-oyinbo idiot sef!
Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did >>> I don’t know bout u folks… but if something is ‘tossable’ that means it fits in the palm of hand and is quiet light enough to be flung by a feminine frame abi? Not only is he mumu, he is also a cheapskate be that… going around talkin about ‘all I had…’ WETIN U GET?! Crack anyone? :p
I'd catch a grenade for ya >>> no comment
Throw my hand on a blade for ya >>> checking out manicure
I'd jump in front of a train for ya >>> whistling
You know I'd do anything for ya >>> NA LIE!
I would go through all this pain >>>sadist!
Yes, I would die for you, baby >>> this must be the Esctasy flowin
No, no, no, no >>>> yes yes yes yes! She no go do! Not while she still has some good loving to give to sane male populace.
Black, black, black and blue, beat me 'til I'm numb
Tell the devil I said, hey, when you get back to where you're from
Mad women, bad women, that's just what you are, yeah
You'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car >>>> as u can see with this last verse…. He’s completely lost it! No one can make sense of this mumble (but him of course… unfortunately he doesn’t get to explain)
TITANIC (become a human icecream/popsicle so u cud move on and marry twice or thrice grow old have grandkids, then commit suicide cuz ur wrinkles are anchoring u to ur chair and u're as senile as can be.... CLASSIC! U die young, energetic and handsome. She dies wrinkled up, lethargic, and UGG)
ROMEO & JULIET (illiteracy meets double poison jeopardy with knifing inside the equations)
So if i love... i must die?!?
(aint that too grim??)
ps- for more twisted logic... click this LINK and tell us how u view A GRENADE afterwards. :D